All Ass. No Gas. Socks Funny socks and anyone whose favorite plans

and anyone whose favorite plans involve canceling other plans

and anyone who proofreads menus for fun

The design features a gray cat with antlers (because why not

Because sometimes the hangover isn’t a possibility

they shouldn’t have opened their mouths in the first place

All Ass. No Gas. Socks Funny socks and anyone whose favorite plansOffering zero emissions and maximum sass, these dark blue crew socks are for the pedal powered, booty fueled legends who know exactly what they bring to the table (hint: it's thighs and attitude). Decorated with tiny white bicycles, green accent stripes at the cuff, and bold green text that reads All Ass. No Gas, these socks are the ultimate flex for riders who do it the hard way. With a green heel and toe and a cotton blend thats soft enough for